That little girl looks mortified to be on stage. I forgot he has all his country music fans ... gotta give him props for diversifying his revenue stream. Is he the only artist to have had both hip hop and country music hit songs?

Dude is one creepy fucker.

That’s right, kids! Abstinence is the answer if you want to be “cool” like Recognitions! Now, who wants a purity ring? ...Nobody, huh? Well I’ll be damned.

Nowhere near grizzled enough. Michael Shannon gets my vote.

No I’m imaging the AIM icon is one of those silly AIM yellow suits and he’s running away from an ass whooping from Ironman

If only there were an easier way to display text with pictures on the internet.

However N64 Shadows of the Empire was an awesome game, an overlooked gem. Only that justifies Rendar.

Han Solo was the Han of the expanded universe. Dash Rendar is a weird manic depressive with author-powered luck that never made any sense. And he stole his outfit from 80s Cable. And, to sum up, him and everyone else from Shadows of the Empire is garbage.

Didn’t think they were that outlandish. Wow. There were some objectively well-thought-out plot points, and even if you didn’t laugh at the humor, you should at least be able to sympathize. Might want to work on the whole entertaining-other-perspectives thing.

Fuck I forgot about A/S/L. That seems so wrong now because I’m sure I was a fresh teen at the time lol

“There’s no difference between the parties” is the stupidest thing that you can hear in this country on a regular basis. You didn’t say that, but you’re mighty close.

I love the idea of Jerrod Carmichael as a writer for this. Jerrod Carmichael in the Murphy role... that would be interesting. The two of the have fairly diametrically opposed styles and cadences: Murphy was a master of the rapid fire delivery and cramming a ton of jokes into a small time frame and Carmichael is a…

I figured out a few months ago that AIM was installed on my phone for some reason and logged in to find a handful of my old college friends online with their 2000-era profile pics and bios still in place. It was like a sad, scary time machine.

While I accept that things like movies are subjective, you are what is wrong with this country and surely a harbinger of the impending doom of our species.

Strange. Bad audience, I guess.

Considering the raucous applause that shook the theater at least five times over the course of the movie, I’d say you were in the minority. I obviously can’t spoil the moments, but if you didn’t find some great bits of humor, I don’t know what to tell you.

Ya know, every now and then I read a reply to one of Monkey Boy’s comments, and I remember why I blocked him using Kinjamprove.

oh, you’re one of those “Libertarian” morons who’s just a chickenshit Republican.

*adjusts glasses* Did you know Lincoln - who freed the slaves by the way - was a Republican??? Check-mate.

I see in his messages to Rogen, he’s got one of my favorite idiotic conservative talking points. “And by the way, yes, the Democrat party did found the KKK. Google it.” This bugs the shit out of me for three reasons. One, there’s the completely ridiculous belief that the anything the parties used to believe is in some…