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Where the hell are the singin’ cats?!?

Well wait, is your mom Kathryn Bigelow? Because that’s not much of an insult then.

Home of Nowhere Man, Legend, Platypus Man, and Sir Mix-a-Lot’s The Watcher? How could we forget?

CBS All AARPcess?

My elementary, middle, and high school teachers were particularly fond of showing movies, so I got to see Ben Hur, My Fair Lady, The Wizard of Oz, Dr. Strangelove, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Mouse That Roared, Romeo and Juliet (Zeffirelli’s), Arsenic and Old Lace, and Cyrano de Bergerac (the one with Jose Ferrer).

Hers is definitely all caps.

See, he should’ve asked for Mac Davis’s hair:

But Ben Carson earned a legit MD, so . . .

Also, her co-star in The Heiress was Montgomery Clift. (And I suspect that was an annoyingly wrong auto-correct: I’m sure Gwen knows who Monty was.)

“Redmen” was the name of my high school’s sports teams. When they decided to change it, I suggested “Red Menace.” The Soviet Union had just broken up at the time, so I figured they could get a lot of USSR surplus stuff to really jazz up the mascot. Plus, it abbreviates to the old name, so win-win.

Haven’t we all been through enough crap this year?

I loved it as a kid too. I remember Grodin and Cannon being especially good in it.

That reminds me of the time in high school when I didn’t want to rent Max Dugan Returns because I hadn’t seen the first one.

It’d be nice to have another stamp under Guy’s birth name of Bernie Liederkranz.

Maybe it’s due to whether they’re including international revenue? Or if it’s including total box office for films released in 1987 (including money they made in 1988) vs. total box office in 1987 for films screened during that year (i.e. including stuff released in 1986)?

He was also Admiral Paris on Voyager, which is what I most remember him from (apart from Seinfeld). The guy was great at projecting gravitas and authority.

Did she get her teeth fixed? I just watched Endgame and noticed that her lower incisors were a little crooked.

Oh, like the Ruskies couldn’t have dug up their spy and replaced his body with the real Oswald’s? Wake up, sheeple!

Yeah, this might be the first time “intellectual” and “Jeff Dunham” have been used in the same sentence.