But “Norbit’s Head in a Duffel Bag” we would totally watch.

Maybe Elegant Victorian Lady? They’re both so fond of dressage.

3d6 in order or GTFO!

Both the kids from the Witch Mountain movies (Ike Eisenmann and Kim Richards) seemed to be in *everything* in the ‘70s. They were really good child actors.

Agreed. Hot Fuzz, on the other hand, is fantastic.

But there are so many Chinatowns to choose from!

I feel bad for the guy from Schenectady. Everybody must say, “Is it OK if we just call you ‘Albany?’”

Oh, there must be at least 30 radioactive monkeys in Central Park alone.

Ugh. You’re the worst.

That’s your Carson?

I thought we all agreed to call him “C+” Dowd? Did he change his name, or is this just grade inflation?

Clearly, his true love is the sea. Especially the part where the Titanic sits.

I mean, you are a *chancellor.* Surely you’re involved in moving a lot of money around, and your reputation must have spread as far as Nigeria by now. . .

But this new show will have Human Kirk and Cat Kirk, right? Otherwise, why am I watching?

The scene of Harold Lloyd hanging from Godzilla’s teeth is a classic!

I like it, but I feel like Drax would really play tenor sax, not alto. Seems like more of a Ben Webster type.

Jesus, I give almost that much to my public library every year, and I won’t make that guy’s winnings in my lifetime.

I’m ready to have a pillow fight with Claudia Cardinale and just see where it takes us.

I was often told I looked like Joshua Jackson, until I got old. We should totally hang out at Creek cons.