War is peace! Ignorance is strength! Big Bang Theory is funny!

Yeah, seriously, I hated this guy before it was cool.

It makes me so happy that my electronic version of the OED includes a usage example for “reprise” drawn from a review of a Naked Gun movie:

We all have matching jackets too. You’re missing out!

My mom always included mustard in the sauce, and I still make them that way. It doesn’t taste like a sloppy joe to me unless it has mustard.

Same eyebrows, same haircut.

Based on the headline, I was going to say something like “Sock him in the jaw, Cap!” But damn, he already did.

“It should be noted that . . . Owens is not known to be a sexual predator.”

“But I just put money in the magic fingers!”

You’re thinking of the Sokal hoax: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

That’s true, but they filmed it in northern British Columbia.

I don’t know why they’re being so hard on Louis. It takes a lot of cojones to keep putting yourself out there, show everyone what you’ve got, and just let it all hang out. He’s not just some flash-in-the-pan prick. He’s one of the seminal comedians of our time . . .

Shut up and take my money!

I saw the still shot promoting the show on Netflix and thought it was Caesar from Planet of the Apes.

While we’re at it: Robert the Bruce is not depicted as a *shameless* opportunist in Braveheart. He’s a deeply ashamed opportunist.

Dude, priorities. The NES Classic is WAY more important! How can you even think about politics at a time like this?

Sir Mix A Lot as the Watcher:

Capitalized Conjunctions, Articles, And Prepositions! Every Word Is As Important As The One Before It! Possibly More Important!

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!

Well, of course *you’d* say that, Three Dicks.