Tom wrote a whole column saying just that:

Let me guess: 8-bit porn?

I regret that I have but one like to give to this post.

Thanks for mentioning that! I was trying and failing to remember the name of The Final Countdown. Saw it in the theater and really liked it, but I was only 10 or 11. For some reason I remembered Elliot Gould being in it, but IMDB tells me he wasn’t.

You’ll get nothing but Ace of Bass, and you’ll like it.

“I had to watch it through my fingers.” That was good. I did too.

Wow, I had forgotten about it, but that was one of the first websites I visited. It was so long ago that think I might’ve been using Mosaic to do it.

“That jacket is the talk of the underworld.”

And if you think everything people beat off to is porn, you’re nuts.

Back in the ‘90s, the movie reviews in the print version of the AV Club often included a “product placement watch” at the end, listing the featured brands. “Bye Bye Love” came with a *product placement warning.*

It’s not like he was going to tie her up and force her to date him. And he could’ve, because he’s a big guy, and he’s good with knots.

Actually it’s correct. Portman plays a “respect astronaut,” or respectonaut, as they’re more commonly known. Space is full of them.

Bill Foster!

More spoilers: the Negrons are white!

ScarJo and Bon Jovi are both beautiful. I never said otherwise. But with that outfit, that hairstyle, and the angle in that photo, she looks a lot like a young Jon Bon Jovi. If you think women who look masculine or men who look feminine aren’t beautiful, that’s your prejudice, not mine.

Wow, Jon Bon Jovi looks great. What’s his secret?

You are living my dream.

I hear the pastry is tasty, so using that might prevent a duel.

Canadian duels are typically initiated by a beaver-tail slap across the face, followed by an insincere "soory."

I didn't watch the miniseries or the early seasons when it started, but I happened to watch a rerun of "Scar" and realized I was missing a great show. I bought seasons 1-2 that day.