I hope that they can see that it's just a joke, and I hope they can "see their way clear to letting this go."

They'll probably be really offended by my idea to stage a revival of "Our American Cousin."

People didn't watch? It had "countless viewers!" Countless!

Great, now Gene Shalit has to rewrite his review.

At least repeal 2 old mutants before adding 1 new one.

As long as we can ban you Americans from voting. You suck at it.

My wife called it "SUNY-Ninjabrook."

I love him, but I keep referring to him as "Lin-Manuel Noriega."

You might be surprised to see how well some Midwest and Great Plains states do: http://blog.prepscholar.com…

I think you spelled "Scott Glenn" wrong.

"Skywalker" is at least an improvement over his original "Starkiller," i.e. Luke Deathstarblowerupper.

Yes! That's where I saw him. Can't recall the name of that place either, but it was across the street from the Majestic Theater.

He was still playing there a lot in the '90s when I lived there, but I only saw him once (because I was stupid).

"Oh, 'microkeratome'! I thought you said 'macrokeratome.'"

Treason if we were at war, or if any Democrat had done it.

Well, '81 was a great year too! Raiders, Dragonslayer(!), Stripes, Road Warrior (I think), Superman II, Escape from New York, American Werewolf in London, Scanners, Clash of the Titans, Cannonball Run (I know, but I was a kid), Time Bandits, Excalibur, Outland, Body Heat, Chariots of Fire, Nighthawks, Evil Dead, Heavy…

After seeing his role in Doll House, I'm convinced Tudyk can play anything.

Based on their similarities to the original actors, I think I'd go with Baldwin as Keanu and Staite as Bullock. And Tudyk or Fillion in the Hopper role would be great.

This reminds me of that saying that "the golden age of science fiction is twelve." I feel the same way about the movies of 1982.

Don't get me started on all the sports we'd have to stop watching…