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I just developed pancreatitis. I can never drink alcohol ever again.

The whole concept of a board of directors needs to be challenged. These boards are supposed to provide oversight & have authority to question managerial decisions, but in practice simply take about 10-15 days per year to read some lies in a powerpoint presentation about the company that pays them, then attend a couple

I’m lucky in that I have nice skin & don’t have to worry too much about acne. But I think that that’s where a lot of women go wrong — washing & scrubbing too much. I wash my face once a day & like you, only exfoliate when I need to. My skin is happier for it.

Yep. That’s about it. Instead of investing in labor, skills and education, the investor ca park their money for decades at time in anything they desire. That money is now out of circulation for everyone but the investor and the investment managers.

Mostly to explain the resort’s restaurant and booze packages.

I like /r/whatisthisthing, where people post pictures of things they found and try to figure out what the, uh, thing is. Also /r/homeimprovement, sometimes folks post before/after house porn. And my town’s sub, where we complain about the rent and discuss local burrito options.

I really think there is something about it that makes people crazy. I try to do everything I can to make flying as painless as possible (gate check my carry on, leave time between flights, sit quietly and read in the day/ sleep at night, follow the posted signs) but I swear some people just lose their fucking minds

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was

Thank you everyone.

My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

In fairness to Mr. Siberian, that magazine rack was getting out of hand.

So, I couldn’t find a good photo of him with something to compare with in size, so you get the floof picture. He’s extremely floofy, so you can’t tell that he has muscles underneath all that fur. But he’s a loooong cat and he’s stocky. 

This year can go to hell.

Appreciate the fury bastards while you ca. We just said goodbye to Mr Fred here. A cat so mellow he slept through a 3 year old put a bonnet on him.

THAT’s the white-people-culture thing. Doing something yourself and then claiming to be a “trailblazer” because you’re too self-involved to notice that gazillions of people have done it before you, most of them browner and poorer.

Exactly. The first to ever raise a child, the first to ever work while having a child, the first to divorce...

Please Jezzies, cross your fingers and send me your positive thoughts/prayers/spells to help me get this job! I’ve done two rounds of interviews and they want me to meet the client in the beginning of January, so it feels like I’m in but you never know! I want out of my shitty old job soooo bad, it makes me want to

I got married at 57, he 68, first time for both. We’ve been together 11 years, and very happy.