Guess she's only "kind" when an issue affects herself or one of her children. Thing is, that isn't kindness at all.

Garth Elgar called. He wants his hair back.

Vassar '85 adds their two cents.

She "killed" exactly nothing but the last of her dignity and any remaining public interest in seeing her. The set was an awkward, irritating bore.

Yeah, but I bet your mom doesn't make you watch her vamp awkwardly through painfully bad songs, while wearing a saucy stage costume. I liked Madonna at one (brief) point, before she simultaneously lost both her sexiness and her sense of humor, and generally over-stayed her welcome. This song sucks. Beat it, grandma.

They still always manage to put forth some bullshit personhood amendment on day one of any session. Don't believe it for a second.

It would have been better if she had actually championed the issue before it affected her personally. After having a kid, you're just really standing up for yourself, not for women in general, from all walks of life, and not for the merits of the argument.

She doesn't get hero status until she 1) stops promoting Santa Claus, and 2) saying shit like "Jesus was white," and 3) champions any "feminist agenda" like paid maternal leave before it actually affects her personally.

And Grumpy Cat called — he wants his mouth back.

As well as the creators of, and foundation of, DEMOCRACY.

I believe his (His) middle name is Howard, not Herbert. He's named after his (His) dad — "OurFather, who art in heaven, Howard be Thy name ..."

I'm a complete agnostic, but just from growing up in a Catholic family and studying a lot of the history of Weastern Europe, I always know about 10 times as much about the Bible as any cracker who wants to debate me. Next time, get her to pick up the tab for the drinks, let her think she's making a point through one…

FRAN-CIS!!!

I bet he spent most of high school (and possibly collge) hanging from his locker by the elastic in his underpants.

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have any friends, period — med school or otherwise.

And he didn't say he was invited to "see" it with hid EYES!

Yes! And Chuck dressed as another one, like Zoolander and Hansel did! And no one thought it was the least bit weird that there were two janitors there during a medical procedure, because DUH medical procedures are messy!

Yes! And Chuck dressed as another one, like Zoolander and Hansel did! And no one thought it was the least bit weird that there were two janitors there during a medical procedure, because DUH medical procedures are messy!

What an assinine remark. Some men grow up to be rapists and criminals and some don't, so it's obviously not a question of biology.

Yes, but I think it's more a question of numbers — representation in the House goes by population, so some States have too many representatives and many wind up being morons who are the only ones who ran. The Senate is drawn from a smaller, less diluted pool since each State gets only two.