The modern, bedazzeled Charlie McCarthy.

You musta read a book, or something — one of those things conspicuously missing from the "library" in her soul-less, creepy, shit hole of a house.

10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Also, apparently can't buy a clue.

Ass hats a specialty.

Have you NO shame?

As an agnostic, and very influential with Big Agnostic, I SUGGEST you'd better both keep the word "mustard" out of your filthy mouths. You don't know the meaning of the word.

HIGH FIVE!!!

"Sole," Einstein.

No wonder your last name means "dick."

That makes one of you.

Yeah. That's why McCain and Romney won by such huge landslides.

Is having their body taken over for 9 months, and their entire body chemistry change not "paying for it"? And actually, the reason you're "not scared of that kind of pain" is because you'll never have to experience it.

Those area rugs and throw pillows you added make it so attractive and cozy.