I only listen to Kirk Regularsizedhane.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan.

It’s easy to hate on Brady, but any of you would do the same if someone insulted your flesh and bloo...I mean, your turnip and flax meal.

God, what could have possibly been the attraction there? He’s an ugly racist asshole.

Going after 5 year old kids just kills it with the douchebag demographic. WEEI is a fucking cesspool.

WEEI really just needs to let Dale and Holley just do the whole day. It takes a special kind of moron to insult - not just a child of a guest - but the child of your QB who’s been to 8 Super Bowls. Maybe just say, “HEY CUTE KID :D!” next time.

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

But what does a starfish’s butthole have to do with soccer?

Watch this piece of shit get out in like 165 years for good behavior, though!

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

I think the big problem (which could easily have been predicted) is that when they have a big nostalgia night, they can easily lose all sense of balance between the nostalgia and the current guys working towards their current story-lines. What did last night have? One legit match (Reigns vs. Miz) and a few throwaway…

Does this help or hurt his chances at G re-certification?

Guess that’s the Enzo of his career. No Amore wrestling for him.

You know the score, pal! If you’re not cop, you’re little people.

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I think we can all safely assume that.

How long before we find out the driver wasn’t paying attention?

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

“I don’t have enough information [on] the details of what transpired at the school right now,”