That’s my favorite scene from Jaws.

why do you hate fun

This is the second time today I’ve used this gif

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

He keeps that jersey next to his 19-0 New England Patriots shirt.

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

So how is the Panamera a sedan while this is a coupe?

Frankly I think it’s weirdly sad you went out of your way to racially profile this anonymous teen girl, but sure

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

I am permanently in the grays?!?!

No offense but Trump is Catholic which is pretty much as Christian as you can get.

If an atheist doesn’t proclaim their lack of faith every time it comes up, or when they think it might come up at some point later on, are they thrown out? Is there some kind of demerit system like for Crossfitters?

I didn’t star this post.

I don’t comment online

I’m not sure why the dude’s teammate felt trying to move the ball boy was a better solution than trying to move the guy on top swinging away. Way to help, guy.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Are you talking about Cena’s STF? Because that is just not the same move.

“In the letter, Carruth tells Adams she, of course, won’t live forever and he’d like to be the one to care fulltime for Chancellor eventually.”

Open letters are gross enough. But open letters to the mother of your dead wife, where you say you want to establish a relationship with the son you gave cerebral palsy to in the contract killing? Man, even if you really are remorseful, you’ve got to just let that one go. You’ve already given them enough baggage. Your…

I fuckin would. Bye bye student loans.