holysmokez
HolySmokez
holysmokez
Mar 9 2018
19

scapegoats are more fun tho! WE’RE the good guys! ...right?

Mar 8 2018
208

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Mar 7 2018
86

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

Mar 7 2018
131

Frankly I think it’s weirdly sad you went out of your way to racially profile this anonymous teen girl, but sure

Mar 7 2018
525

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

Feb 23 2018
20

If an atheist doesn’t proclaim their lack of faith every time it comes up, or when they think it might come up at some point later on, are they thrown out? Is there some kind of demerit system like for Crossfitters?

Feb 21 2018
99

Yet I languish in the greys while triggertown over here slow jerks it to 80%s. At least say something funny.

Feb 21 2018
80

I’m not sure why the dude’s teammate felt trying to move the ball boy was a better solution than trying to move the guy on top swinging away. Way to help, guy.

Sep 14 2017
82

Wait, is this real? And not totally made up satire? This is actually how this guy communicates with people? If so, is he then the love child of ‘the average 14 year old XBOX online player’ and ‘every right wing meme ever’???