Relatable...I took my neighbor literally when he told me to go fuck myself.

If he is smart enough to figure out how, my bet is he kills himself within 2 years. Any takers on over/under?

“I want to ride my afternoon out on a drowsy wave of Italian meats”

WWF wrestler, meth, coke, a rapper(?), recovering addict, Arizona, hotel room. What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?

Before I rescued my dog I threw rocks at kids walking to school every day. Now I just steal their lunch money.

Get Aly on the board!

Depends on the style of heartbreaker/blowout

lol don’t let Danny Amendola roast you for 2 TD’s and a HUGE 3rd and 18 conversion lmao

I think playing with a semi anything is impressive when you’re participating in the NFL playoffs. Including a semi hard-on which will turn into a full masted stiffy when the Patriots bury the Jags with Brian Hoyer at QB

damn Robby, 10789 Lago Wellebly Drive in Sunrise FL? Must really be saving that money lol

Don’t think it’s possible - but I can only hope this piece of trash feels (if even for just a moment) the horror that his victims went through and live with everyday.

In 2012/2013 a friend of mine went back to his apartment after we hit a club in downtown Boston. Might be Prime, can’t remember exactly.

lmao chill. You knew what Eugene meant.

Screw fancy diets, screw unreasonable or unattainable amounts of cardio, screw 100 rep sets with 2 pound DBS.

I mean, they’re both pretty dumb. One is doing a shitty job sticking up for the organization this website likes to shit on and the other is doing a shitty job at the annual bye week Pats gossip.

Walk off homerun to win world series game 7

Blunt rides in this thing will never be the same.

I just want to let you know I come back here to this comment from time to time and it literally warms me up.

This is going to be interesting, I’m looking forward to it.