holysmokez
HolySmokez
holysmokez

I was vacuuming and putting together ikea furniture the other day. At one point I was swiffering the floor and I turned to my *girlfriend and said “man I need a clean break.” Ripped the bong a few times and put on Boy meets World re-runs....still need to finish that Ikea.

As someone who’s spent time developing skilled position players, I can understand where he’s coming from. It’s been one week, and after a full game or two with the players he has on his roster then he can reevaluate.

Fact

Did you deserve it bc of the outfit you were wearing?

Fuck....now I’m wondering if my dog goes to Dogzebel and complains about how I explain things to him. I hate myself.

WEEI’s audience would probably give up on supporting the Sox or hang themselves with the phone cords attached to the LAN line they use to call and bitch.

As a rugby guy, yes.

This this is awesome, and I would buy one if it came to the USA. Keep it under $35,000 maybe for a reasonably equipped one and I will not be able to say no.

Love your Poutine and Cheese mixtapes. Your work with Harry Fraud is commendable, budday!

LOL at the priest comforting him. Zach Hocker might be gettin a call back

“Instagram poet” - lmao. saynomore, fam.

“Around the world beer tour took you 8 hours? That’s nothing, my ass made the trek in less than 12 parsecs.” - Hope Solo

You leave Two-Point-Tupa out of this!

Biking drunk has got to be one of the best feelings ever. In Boston, it’s also a thrill b/c you could die almost at any moment.

Call that shit on me. White dude - happy to help!

Shame because Olive Garden is about to start #NeverEndingPasta season and I’m sure there are a few assistant coach wives he’d LOVE to bring and have enjoy his endless breadstick basket!

Yeah he fucked up a bouncer/bar manager when they called him out for drinking underage (no charges filed or dropped) and then there was a shooting in a parking lot, I believe, where no one was killed but the description fit Aaron - or something like that.