Rolling up a backwoods and pullin the timberlands out of the closet tonight. Mobb Deep reminds me of riding around in cars with the scent of air freshener, timberland leather, and honey-dutchmaster scented hoodies nodding my head back in my hometown. RIP

the local pharmacy. If you live in New England, you dream of robbing a local pharmacy. I think it’s something we’re born with....or develop alongside our Oxy problems.

You have to own the car, then it’s 1000% acceptable. It’s odd if you’re just a fan of the car (as an adult) and don’t own one, especially if you run into someone who owns the car on your chest and wants to start a conversation about it. 2016 Camaro SS owner, I do own a Camaro shirt (super douchey lol but kinda…

Jesus. Reading some comments on here blaming Tesla exclusively for calling it “auto pilot” seem to be missing the bigger picture here.

Fridays are for the bears

It’s only 4:30 but I biked to work and rain is picking up. Should I just go or make a comment about how it’s raining and I biked to work. Can Ubers haul bikes? WTF do I do

god damnit +1

Best case scenario is Mayweather smacks Conor hard enough that Conor forgets he is boxing and gravity kicks Floyd right in the skull and is DQ’ed. Mayweather leaves in an ambulance like the women he’s beaten

Spent 4 hours scrolling down here to say this is the fucking slowest loading page in the history of the net

Heinous. Yeah that’s fucked. Shouldn’t that automatically pop you in a mental institution!?

Wait what? Molested a 6 year old relative....he’s a junior in college so he was like 15-17 years old? What the hell is the punishment for that?

We’d better not tell him ‘below average’ would be a substantial improvement from their current status as ‘smoldering dumpster fire’

you are RIIIIIIIIGHT

Team Android. I don’t care how fucking ugly I make your group chats. Embrace the evil

Shoot one of the puppets first so she has to watch. Then explain you’re doing her a favor by executing her next so she doesn’t have to witness what you’re about to do to the other one

Un-cuffing season. As a single dude I’ll be waiting outside the jailhouse for the bracelets to come off :-D

Based on starting address, looks like he was at the airport. Is that trip via Uber quicker than waiting for the next flight? Also, are Uber drivers responsible for lodging?

Yeah you’re not going to win that one here. I hang around Deadspin and live in Boston but it’s best to just watch from a distance with a nice cocktail....and not a molotov cocktail that ppl threw at buses in the 1970s....maybe a Bulleit old fashioned

Oh yeah, we’d be 1000x worse

Informative read. Comment is unrelated but wanted to share my observation that Tomi Lahren is who Hayden Panettiere’s character from Remember the Titans would have grown up to be had they never integrated T.C. Williams