“easily better than super metroid”

this comment serves the same purpose for you, conveniently

no shortage of idiots here, either— thanks for making it easy to spot you guys!

i cannot understand why they ditched the level-up system from dark souls in favor of having to teleport to majula and run over to the emerald herald every goddamn time. bonfires are just liberally, sometimes confusingly-placed checkpoints that ultimately waste players’ time by burying them in menus.