Bro, she gave the middle finger. It hurts no one. Quit while you’re ahead (or behind). Did she dump you or something?

do you even basketball?

Sure thing, Golden State fan since last season.

I don’t think anyone believes this statement you just made.

If you were offended by what Chuck said tonight, you should consider trying to be less sensitive. It was a dumb joke. Lighten up, brah. You uptight.

No, I believe the saying goes, “Vontaze Burfict is a piece of shit.”

I cannot overstate what a shit movie this is.

I’m glad they did it. It’s a goddamn joke that some knuckle-chucking goon who doesn’t even deserve a spot in the NHL gets named an all-star because of a fan vote. Most voters are morons. Somehow Donald Trump is coming to mind.

Sorry, you are wrong.

Where this article fails is when it implies that liking Drake displays good taste in music.

You sound like you’d be an asshole at parties.

What grade did you get in Psych 101 this semester? I bet your father is proud of you.

You write boring sentences.

I’d rather we just make out. I’m on top.

Ha, I totally got under your skin. I win.

it’s too bad the objects of your affection never feel the same way.

you couldn’t even pick out a vagina from an all penis lineup.

you’re quite dumb

On the converse, let’s also remember 2012-13 when Dwight Howard and Steve Nash joined Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, and Metta World Peace on the Lakers and people thought they would cakewalk to an NBA title, but they finished with 45 wins, went through 3 coaches, and lost in the first round of the playoffs. You know, as…

Yeah me too! *Generic comment that makes me look free and unihibited*