Bro, she gave the middle finger. It hurts no one. Quit while you’re ahead (or behind). Did she dump you or something?

do you even basketball?

Sure thing, Golden State fan since last season.

I don’t think anyone believes this statement you just made.

If you were offended by what Chuck said tonight, you should consider trying to be less sensitive. It was a dumb joke. Lighten up, brah. You uptight.

No, I believe the saying goes, “Vontaze Burfict is a piece of shit.”

I’m glad they did it. It’s a goddamn joke that some knuckle-chucking goon who doesn’t even deserve a spot in the NHL gets named an all-star because of a fan vote. Most voters are morons. Somehow Donald Trump is coming to mind.

Sorry, you are wrong.

Where this article fails is when it implies that liking Drake displays good taste in music.

You sound like you’d be an asshole at parties.

you’re quite dumb

On the converse, let’s also remember 2012-13 when Dwight Howard and Steve Nash joined Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, and Metta World Peace on the Lakers and people thought they would cakewalk to an NBA title, but they finished with 45 wins, went through 3 coaches, and lost in the first round of the playoffs. You know, as…

Yeah me too! *Generic comment that makes me look free and unihibited*

As long long as we’re pointing out incompetence, remember when your boy Patrick Redford identified Cory Joseph as Greivis Vasquez? Keep up that minimum-wage humour Timothy! One day you’ll land a real job!

Sorry too late. I lumped you in. I can’t take it back now.

Oh my god. Get your shit together. Greivis Vasquez hasn’t played for the Raptors for two years.

This is a very hipstery article to write.

Living in Toronto, I can say first-hand what an annoyance the Blue Jays have become. The knee jerk reactions of the media are unbearable. Win 5-4 and 6-3 over the Twins and it’s time to start World Championsip parade. But go 0-for-4 and 0-for-3 in back to back games, it’s clear that you are the worst player on the…

IamNotaBook. ButIamaTroll.

Kinda reminds me of Deadspin.