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holycalamity
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To be fair, if a dude got his shoes up on the Oval Office couch, he'd get some Twitter chiding too, and manspreading's gotten less vogue.

Or we're not actually outraged. It's combination of mockery and an exasperated sigh.

No one's outraged. There's a difference between chuckling/mocking and getting outraged. It's not that hard to differentiate.

Maybe people aren't actually expressing "shock and outrage", and maybe describing the reaction as "shock and outrage" is a cheap, misguided way to dismiss the response.

I'm scrolling the fuck out of this page for mentions of "ladylike".

Obama was like, "Bruh, u gotta march in DC 2 undermine 45", and I was like, "Nah bruh, can't, I have a job now because of the recovering economy remember", and Obama's all, "D'oh LOL".

Thanks Obama, if true.

You forgot to mention Step 1: Manufacture the classiest, most tremendous straw man in history.

Kid Rock only looks like he's 66 years old.

South Carolina is there to make North Carolina feel better about itself. Because good lord, that state legislature…

I see assholes wearing this t-shirt that says "If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson." And I'm like, "Okay, first I'm not offended - I just think you're a dipshit. And I bet you're one of those 'economic factors!!!!' people."

Poor little snowflakes need a safe place from all the scary protests!

Yeah, but you know what's worse? SNL makes topical jokes with varying degrees of success.

Or when we mock Sarah Palin's parenting, it's like, "KEEP THE KIDS (who are forced into the spotlight to be campaign props) OUT OF THIS!!!!111!!!"

Don't forge his cameo appearance in multiple soft porn flicks!!!

You cool with Judd Nelson though right?

Trump thinks SNL is awful despite not having watched a full episode since Phil Hartman was one. HE'S JUST LIKE US!!!!!

Yeah but he owes too much money to Chinese business interests to get really mad at them.

Is Pennsylvania stuck in a 20-year time warp?

Man, I need to get me a super PAC.