I came for the casual disregard for the somberness of the occasion, stayed for the "ALL OF MY FRIENDS" thing.

You seem upset.

Ketchup basically takes all the goodness and flavor out of tomato and drowns it in syrup.

I always thought the point of Clickhole/Patriothole wasn't so much about the content itself or offering any sort of commentary, but just clogging up social media feeds. Probably overthinking it though.

AV Club Commenter Accuses Fellow Commenter of Being a Nerd

You keep saying "clickbait" but I don't think it blah blah blah.

It's okay to mock him for multiple things.

Not all criticism is outrage, dumb dumb.

Microcriticisms are a great source of nutrients.

I just think it's weird that people randomly say "Sidney Morning Herald" in response to topics that have nothing to do with Australia.

And you totally see the twist coming. It's after "twirl".

His initial tweet (not shown here) misspelled counsel:
http://hinterlandgazette.co…

Remember when we decided a former Secretary of State was unqualified to be POTUS ostensibly because of national security concerns?

I'm pretty sure a Venn diagram of "reading" and "voted for Trump" shows two circles that never touch.

"All the hot takes are poison and the character count is too limiting."

But he's rich! Surely that means he's smart?

I remember that actor whose name escapes me joking about all the times he appeared on L&O as the Asian guy who kills his sister for dishonoring the family or something.

Aziz's character is a commercial actor who's had a national campaign and he gets semi-regular work. He's doing okay, even if he's not making Seinfeld money.

I stopped watching 'Mad Men' because AMC told us it was a drama but then there were funny lines.

It's actually fairly realistic.