Doritos are always a bad choice! Unless you’re coping with a death in the family and are stressed out, drinking whiskey and colas. In which case— I’ve been there, sorry about your loss, please accept my deepest sympathies. Time heals all.

“many cultures find the idea of handkerchiefs repulsive”

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

Say Car Ramrod. SAY CAR RAMROD!

For people who are self conscious about going to the gym/getting judged.

So you’re telling me an “island” is only accessible by boat?!

This is a technical detail I’d completely missed, and exactly why I read Giz

I’ve been using Speck cases for years. The are rugged and thin enough to allow wireless charging.

“it won’t work through 99.99999% of cases”

I have a bidet and love it.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

O/T, but there’s been a curious trend in accompanying art for GMG articles:

Absolutely heartless, Sarah. I, and surely many others, feel badly for the brands.

A few stray observations.

Not unfoul. The ball wasn’t either fair or foul until it comes to rest, is touched by a fielder, or crosses into the outfield. That’s why none of the umpires made a signal, there wasn’t yet a call to be made.

And this is why Christianity is better than science. You don’t see Christians having to retract things like this. Science is always changing things. They’re never actually right.

Pretty sure that if you’re driving you need to have your licence with you, at least that’s the rule here in MN.

I miss knobs. I mean, really. I can turn a knob without taking my eyes off the road. I shouldn’t have to pull over to change the temperature of the car or adjust the volume.

TBF, he does look exactly like a middle aged sunburnt Polish guy in Cudahy who buys Beast by the case and has very strong opinions on exactly which race is responsible for his neighborhood going to shit and still tells stories about the time he called Brad Lohaus a fag and he’s pretty sure he heard him.