Private Wojtek reporting for duty.

@Ho0ber: Yeah, it's really messed up. Like guns aren't linked to gang activity. At least with a knife it's really hard to kill someone from across the room.

@Joseph Paul Johnston II: Actually it's when the police think they are judge, jury, and executioner.

Open carry firearms? That's fine. Having a balisong? No, that's dangerous, you can really hurt someone with that. (Michigan)

@OMG! Twitter!!: If only...

Those songs better be in the public domain or NASA and the aliens are gonna get sued.

@nfletcher2: We've had dozens of thefts on the job site and every time we call the cops they just say, kiss it goodbye. End of investigation.

@Kimrod: I'm glad I didn't know that.

@dennis636223: You forgot the G20 summit.

@i_weir: Yeah. We get it. You like to troll.

@MJDeviant: He was beaten incoherent for talking on the phone. He could have serious unknown brain damage that can haunt him later in his life.

@aMatic: His phone records say different.

@oakandstag: Screw that. This world need more "happy little trees".

@mactarkus: You couldn't be more wrong. A little CO2 versus having sludge covered beaches where nothing can live.

@maggier.126:

He looks so stoned.

@Squalor:

He doesn't know where he would be in 10 years, but the next thing he wants to do is to hire assassins to kill the ones who wronged him.

@m.m.shaefer: "This guy deserves two huge thumbs up..."