The same insane people that keep saying that Obummer is ruining everything and nobody has any money anymore donate to the pizza bigots and the killer cops and want the govmunt take away food stamps from the needy. This is my species ladies and gentlemen! Aren’t we all proud?

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

“Also, please take this complementary diabetes as a souvenir of your tour!”

She probably opened it up to see what was wrong since it didn’t taste like artificial chocolate flavoring. Then she took the color as “proof” that there was’t enough chocolate in it. I know this particular brand of idiot quite well.

This would’ve made an excellent submission.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

Maybe it’s Maybelline

I hate that defense. Sure, it was his first day as a superhero. Ive yet to spend a single day super-heroing, and yet I know that knocking down a building full of people, then ignoring the survivors to go make out is BAD. I don’t need to do it first to learn this.

There’s a very dry & pithy English saying: “Justice is as open to all as The Ritz is”. I think SOME people are finally recognizing that there is a serious problem here. If someone like Bill O’Reilly who is tighter than stone butt-cheeks with his logic & any amount of compassion & just as block-headed can see there’s a…

I’m a long time Baltimore resident and the fucking national media has been absolutely shitty about the way everything has been covered. At no point were the rioters on Monday ever “protestors” but everyone on CNN and even MSNBC kept calling them that. There are 48,000 students in the public school system in the…

So fucking sick of “BUT DA LAW!!!!!” You know that law doesn’t mean if you think you’re getting unequal pay, you can call the cops and they show up and say “Give her equal pay or we’ll arrest you,” right? It means if you think you’re getting unequal pay you can take your employer to court, except you probably can’t, be…

I’d say the odds of Jared leto NOT being awesome in whatever damn role he plays are low as hell.

Hillary is exactly like Khaleesi! She’s blonde, I can’t stand her, and she’s a better leader than all the viable alternatives.

Then again, he’d done wonderfully at keeping a straight face when dealing with Congress.

Not to mention the most accomplished, being a fucking world-class athlete.

Worth noting here: the individual who identified as a woman their entire life but lived that life as a man and has now come out as transgender, is far and away the most genuine, non-attention-whore individual in the family.

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!