I hate that defense. Sure, it was his first day as a superhero. Ive yet to spend a single day super-heroing, and yet I know that knocking down a building full of people, then ignoring the survivors to go make out is BAD. I don’t need to do it first to learn this.

There’s a very dry & pithy English saying: “Justice is as open to all as The Ritz is”. I think SOME people are finally recognizing that there is a serious problem here. If someone like Bill O’Reilly who is tighter than stone butt-cheeks with his logic & any amount of compassion & just as block-headed can see there’s a…

I’m a long time Baltimore resident and the fucking national media has been absolutely shitty about the way everything has been covered. At no point were the rioters on Monday ever “protestors” but everyone on CNN and even MSNBC kept calling them that. There are 48,000 students in the public school system in the…

So fucking sick of “BUT DA LAW!!!!!” You know that law doesn’t mean if you think you’re getting unequal pay, you can call the cops and they show up and say “Give her equal pay or we’ll arrest you,” right? It means if you think you’re getting unequal pay you can take your employer to court, except you probably can’t, be…

I’d say the odds of Jared leto NOT being awesome in whatever damn role he plays are low as hell.

Hillary is exactly like Khaleesi! She’s blonde, I can’t stand her, and she’s a better leader than all the viable alternatives.

Then again, he’d done wonderfully at keeping a straight face when dealing with Congress.

Not to mention the most accomplished, being a fucking world-class athlete.

Worth noting here: the individual who identified as a woman their entire life but lived that life as a man and has now come out as transgender, is far and away the most genuine, non-attention-whore individual in the family.

Crazy Ira and the Douche.

This. My current job is at a very family-culture type place, and while there ARE nice things about that, there’s also definitely a dark side of being “like family.” I’m coming to kind of hate it. Can’t we all just be collegial coworkers, be professional, and get stuff done like adults?

“Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at dinosaur trivia.”
I teach 4th and 5th grade girls science after-school. Truer words have never been spoken, Kelly. I am shamed by my lack of dinosaur knowledge on a daily basis.

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

The real Mark Twain plays the role of “dead man doing barrel rolls in the grave forever”

I am..was...that said “pushover”, and it wasn’t due to lazy choices or being weak minded, as many have eluded to. I was due to being over-empathetic and in a lot of cases arrogance.

True, but that’s a little too formal for me (NZ is quite casual in general).

Zach Braff and James Franco.