Mother fucker.

Mother fucker.

Among the things March of Dimes is campaigning for is the removal of pregnancy as a pre-existing condition on women's health insurance applications. The More You Know (TM).

Cat shit can be extremely dangerous to both pregnant women and newborn babies. So stop being a twit. Seriously.

And a further hit to this whole thing, it is EXTREMELY rare for a jury not to return an indictment and yet here we are...but they sure as shit indicted the guy that got it on camera in the first place.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. (Check for cameras first.)

So pregnancy isn't a disability, yet we're required to apply for short term disability insurance in order to get paid during maternity leave? This really makes sense, America.

This article reiterates why I prefer pets over people.

My only thought while clicking on this link was "Please let the dog live, please let the dog live..."

Also guys someone is giving the fam a new puppy for Christmas!

Dogs are just the best.

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.

Totally agree, and also the flipside: That EVEN A CONGRESSMAN feels he could be targeted. EVEN CELEBRITY FOOTBALL PLAYERS. This ain't just about a kid in one little town somewhere in the middle of the country.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

"We agree it was offensive!" - Raiders defense after the game

I had forgotten that handy tip! I've just been pouring myself a glass of wine and going outside for a smoke.

Wet a towel with vinegar and then kind of whip it around in the air... the burned smell will go away and the vinegar smell lasts only a few minutes. Plus, you have the added fun of having what is basically a handy weapon if anyone gets in your face while you are dealing with the stench. Getting snapped with a…

Team you. I f'ing hate Christmas but I keep my damn mouth shut about it so others can have their fun, but jaysus people get meth-level jacked about Elf on a Shelf, tinsel, glogg, etc.

I like Kat Denning, but the victim mentality of Christmas-lovers is so fucking stupid. Have you looked outside? Every single thing is set to cater to you joy. God forbid some people have a legitimate reason for not being 100% hyped.

I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…

Would he insult your abilities during or after, though?