Little bright spot about the Zika outbreak and Congressional intransigence: SoFla congressmen/women are demanding Paul Ryan bring back Congress to vote for proper Zika funding because their seats are in danger of being lost, because the narrative is that the Republicans are the ones blocking the money to fight the…

I’d like to know the insurance status of the women in this statistic who have died.

If I was gonna guess a one specific show or movie to attribute this phenomena to, I’d put my money on Felicity. That show had so many people “hey” each other I once saw an edit of the show with nothing but everytime they “Hey”’d at each other and I swear it traumatized me a bit.

I seriously doubt that there won’t be an instance of him running from his podium to Hillary’s and pushing her out of the way to hear himself speak.

Bear mace couldn’t hurt.

I’ve seen androids designed to be future receptacles for the downloaded human consciousness that look more pleasant and realistic than that guy’s face!

“Can’t he just go be a lobbyist for a while?”

Ok I’ve been around those things mostly all of my life, but I’ve never seen a racist mango: What does that look like?

Well they’re not helping things when they keep putting him in front of a microphone.

He’s been doing it for 9 months. What’s 90+ days?

Only if you KNOW your route is immediately going from AC to car AC to AC.

God I cannot wait to vote the smackdown on this useless wank in November.

Truly, the only positive thing I can pull out of this election is the cavalcade of creative Trump descriptors. I they’ve finally surpassed Ted Cruz’s in number.

Dress codes are common. So are black people apparently violating them because their hair or how they manage their hair does not conform to those standards, of which the standard is very white.

As Bernie supporter I’m with Sarah. Sorry guys, I’m not gonna burn the whole thing down just because my candidate didn’t get the nod.

Anthropologie had used a wholesaler who was definitely stealing the designs of at least one independent artist in the design of some tchotchkes.

“Pushing the party left doesn’t mean sinking Clinton’s ship, especially considering how well she is able to fight for the things she believes in and achieve consensus.”

“Twitter’s been heading south for ages, with many putting the blame on their failure to address harassment on their services. If they just let it be, they’ll eventually tank.”

Btw, that asshole Milo I-don’t-give-enough-of-a-fuck-to-remember-the-spelling-of-his-Greek-surname, who Twitter banned because they figured he instigated the attack on Jones, went around decrying the death of freedom of speech with his banning.

Josh Gad has made the second most 2016 defining tweet.