I seriously doubt that there won’t be an instance of him running from his podium to Hillary’s and pushing her out of the way to hear himself speak.

Bear mace couldn’t hurt.

I’ve seen androids designed to be future receptacles for the downloaded human consciousness that look more pleasant and realistic than that guy’s face!

“Can’t he just go be a lobbyist for a while?”

Ok I’ve been around those things mostly all of my life, but I’ve never seen a racist mango: What does that look like?

Well they’re not helping things when they keep putting him in front of a microphone.

He’s been doing it for 9 months. What’s 90+ days?

Only if you KNOW your route is immediately going from AC to car AC to AC.

God I cannot wait to vote the smackdown on this useless wank in November.

Truly, the only positive thing I can pull out of this election is the cavalcade of creative Trump descriptors. I they’ve finally surpassed Ted Cruz’s in number.

Dress codes are common. So are black people apparently violating them because their hair or how they manage their hair does not conform to those standards, of which the standard is very white.

As Bernie supporter I’m with Sarah. Sorry guys, I’m not gonna burn the whole thing down just because my candidate didn’t get the nod.

Anthropologie had used a wholesaler who was definitely stealing the designs of at least one independent artist in the design of some tchotchkes.

“Pushing the party left doesn’t mean sinking Clinton’s ship, especially considering how well she is able to fight for the things she believes in and achieve consensus.”

“Twitter’s been heading south for ages, with many putting the blame on their failure to address harassment on their services. If they just let it be, they’ll eventually tank.”

Btw, that asshole Milo I-don’t-give-enough-of-a-fuck-to-remember-the-spelling-of-his-Greek-surname, who Twitter banned because they figured he instigated the attack on Jones, went around decrying the death of freedom of speech with his banning.

Josh Gad has made the second most 2016 defining tweet.

I was on a teeter-totter of indecision trying to figure out my take on the whole mess. I finally sided with “bottomless, self-serving ego”.

You have a slew of other networks that happily cater to your need for white faces. But go ahead harp at one of the handful that try to represent 12% of the population.

Fuck Zara’s. Not famous enough to matter? That’s how all these companies rip off young talent.