Yup. It’s called “Wet Foot/Dry Foot” Back in the 90’s, there used to be scores of Cubans who would use “rafts” in order to escape Cuba and float their way to The Keys or south Florida. I remember every other day the news would report about rafters arriving on the beach or being caught by the coast guard back then.

Asians are all good at math, Latinos are great in bed...in this case, Middle Easterners/ North Africans/ etc are absolute angels free of any cultural shortcomings.

Muslim is a religious classification, not a racial one. Also Arab and North African: not the same race.

And they’re both JJ Abrams’ films.

A robot is found by someone on a desert planet that has secret information for a resistance/rebellion group and needs to be kept out of the hands of an evil empire, which is led by a dark practitioner of some ancient mysticism, a general and his dark mentor.

They need to turn up the volume over there.

Shit even the Israelies know this.

All you rational gun owners clearly need to start your own organization because there is no one speaking up for you with nearly the same volume and spotlight like Wayne LaPierre, fucking Ted Nugent and the rest of the Nutter Brigade.

If you get knocked up in your teens, it becomes more difficult.

I’m guessing the larger point would be for the parents to finally get their shit together and act like the responsible adults that their children are supposed to model themselves after?

Where’s the retraining order against Black Friday to stay the fuck on Friday and NOT intrude on Thanksgiving? Because there’s a holiday that has been attacked and in danger of disappearing.... because of Christmas.

Fuck off. Christmas is fine. What you’re bellyaching over is the the commercialization (which Republicans…

In Hispanic cultures lots of times the kids get the mother and father’s last name, the mother’s being at the very end.

If it was a joke, than its the kind of joke you only pull on your closest friends. The ones that know you’re not a xenophobic bigot and know you’re just trying to get a rise out of them.

Ahmed, as she told Jezebel, “switched parties when she realized her values and beliefs as a Muslim were more aligned with those of the Republican party, “although although it’s been very challenging. They haven’t exactly been welcoming.”

““What these universities are seeking is a license to discriminate while still receiving taxpayer money,”

I’m ordering crates of Earl Grey off of Amazon as we speak. I always liked it, but now its serious.

(Sees Patrick Stewarts’s chest, immediately orders a crate of Earl Grey off of Amazon.)

It used to be the second biggest secret till all the raping came out.

“still upset that she lied to him about going on birth control (despite the fact that he himself tried to trick her into getting pregnant again)”

And let’s not forget, he also tried to induce her into labor early, so she wouldn’t have a scheduled Cesarean section that she had planned in advance because she knew she had…

“Brown recognizes that she can be very direct”