Everybody wants to build a wall. A wall with Canada, a wall with Mexico. Its a wall conspiracy . Its...Wallghazi!!

That is the Mean Girl “I’m gonna fuck you up backwards, sideways and frontal you scene-stealing son of a bitch!” smile, if ever I’ve seen one.

Except, much like the Bush doctrine, you need to be freaking rich and networked with other powerful people in order to get away with it.

Because she passed Fox News’ stringent qualifications process: Female, blonde, conservative, says things that piss liberals off (not because she’s right but because they make no rational or plain old common sense. Like “Do all religions celebrate Thanksgiving?” level of dumb shit), she has fans who will follow her to…

Also, she apparently went to Brown or Boston College or something, so she can’t actually be a complete fucking idiot...but...just...???

I think “she’s trying really hard” is exclusively reserved for Elizabeth Hasselbeck today.

A pro athlete who runs back and forth on a tennis court for hours of play and during practice for straight months at a time (and doesn’t play for the NBL) is “ fat”.

That’s completely subjective. Serena is not a dog by any means. You’re not going to get the same reaction if you polled a mixed group of people.

In short: The “Who Would I Rather Fuck?” Rule is in effect. (It’s always in effect for women in any field)

Methinks you don’t know who Serena Williams is.

Yeah, but politicians in Australia were willing to lose their positions in government for the greater good.

Right, but if you’re living in Texas the assumption is that anyone you’re meeting already has a gun on them.

The region where this occurred in is Uttar Pradesh, which is a huge state existing just outside of New Dehli, with a population of about 200 million. Uttar Pradesh is largely comprised of small rural towns that, for all intents and purposes, exist outside the intimate oversight of the central government, unlike a city…

And that is why female serial killers statistically get away with their crimes for twice as long as male serial killers.

Ah the old broken lock master key metaphor. My brother passed that one off once.

6th grade = middle school AKA The Zoo

Goddammit! Now I need to watch the entire series again!

Exactly.

You just reminded me of those nameless surveys conservative talking heads like to quote about how married conservative, Christian Republicans have better sex lives compared to liberals.

I guess dead dude junk just wasn’t shocking enough to sear itself into my brain. Or I’m just numb to inert male genitalia.