OK, I didn't get this article. At first, I was gonna get in my Hillary high dudgeon and go off on Gawker media. Then I thought it might be satire. Then I thought I was dumb cuz it took so long to realize it was satire. Then I was mad again cuz maybe it wuznt. Many feels. The point, I guess?

Thank God for Jezebel—the one part of Gawker media that will print an article that defends Hillary and (even better) attacks MoDo. She’s the original Bernie bro, and she knows that she can ride their hostility to relevancy for at least a few more months.