I am genuinely frightened about BioWare’s future right now.

Mario ‘64.

Awesome! A BioWare game is coming to consoles this year that I WANT to play!

If I was to pick three low points for the entire AC franchise, ALL THREE are in this game:

Heck of a strategy: inflate the price of one of the worst AC games in order to create the illusion of value for the ludicrously-priced AC: Odyssey season pass.

So here’s this giant enemy crab...

But it has Ridge Racer!

It’s almost as if gamers have a false sense of entitlement or something...

“testicles shrink and expand depending on the temperature in the game world”

None of these celebrities hold a candle to Orange 12.

Not for me. Normally having that stance wouldn’t bother me, but I feel like - this time - the effort put into this at the expense of other projects is denying us some true, BioWare single-player greatness.

Is it too early to say “Mass Effect?”

February 23rd: The day someone hopefully decides that maybe they should close up that story they left wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open at the end of Dragon Age: Inquisition’s “Trespasser.”

Well.... except she died and was resurrected a countless number of times in either “Endsong” or “Warsong.” I can’t remember which one.

He forgot “Tower Defense” as an extra reminder to never play “Revelations” from scratch again.

- Alan Wake was an exclusive

Some adds:

“You will, however, be able to play the whole game solo if you want. BioWare wants multiplayer to be a “choice” that players make of their own accord.”

Their crap about disc warranties these days is especially laughable, given that every disc-based game this generation needs to be installed. It would take a hell of a lot of effort to scratch up a disc beyond recognition these days, and if you DID happen to somehow damage it to the point of replacement, I would just…