Well, I know who I'm voting for: Gates, Delhomme and Taylor. We're trying to bounce back from a Superbowl loss. Last thing we need is a curse.

They will down the line. No doubt about it.

I call it more of a "cry for attention."

That Prince Komali one is so unattractive that I really don't know where to start.

No contest, really.

So here's this giant enemy crab...

Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars...

It's bad news. Baby, it's bad news.

Jim Lee's X-Men costumes look great until you see them in real life.

(best Emperor voice) The upcoming trilogy will stomp out your precious "expanded universe."

If it wasn't for The Simpsons Game being so funny, half of the levels would be creepy as fuck.

And yet sales projections for the Wii U are down 27 percent.

From GTAIV: The Ballad of Gay Tony. It seems I always take a little longer than usual to set a waypoint on the map of Liberty City in this expansion pack...

Whoawhoawhoa, hold on... I was using that as a microcosm. You want some concrete stats? The NFC was 39-and-25 against the AFC this year, including the lowly Cardinals defeating the vaunted Patriots. 24 of those wins were by more than a touchdown, compared to 8 on the AFC side. Any way you slice it, that is DOMINANT.…

Any AFC team is automatically overrated. The NFC was ridiculously better this season. Look no further than the result of the Pro Bowl.

Spider-Man: Hero or Menace?

It lowers the risk of injury. People may look down on that, but fewer injuries equals more stars equals more money.

Typical Jim Harbaugh running up the score when the game's over. "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?"

Randy quietly became the most important character in the series.

Take it away, Hall and Oates!