Again...you have to have possession to be down by contact. Not sure what sport you think you know so much about, but it sure as fuck isn’t football.

The ball was coming out well before he hit the ground but nice try.

Dude...Bouye looked back. What the fuck are some of you people watching? Clearly not the plays as they happened.

Sideline PI was legit? Are you fucking high? Gronk his was a no brainer? What game were you watching exactly?

Pussies who can’t handle hockey

There is no better ongoing bit on all of the internet. Deadspin, for all of its failings, got this so fucking right.

You’re objectively wrong and a cock. So. There.

Imagine being an actual Jags fan like I am, where the best season in 19 years rests on the arm and brain of Blake Bortles. You’ll take anything you can. Desperation be damned. Don’t give a fuck. THE TIME IS NOW.

I bet you are a blast at funerals.

HE WOULD STILL BE GETTING HIS FUCKING MOMENT. HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU?!

Awww man, Don’t Do Me Like That!

He can’t give up 60 seconds of his life for a video on the board that most will probably ignore or not realize its happening until 30 seconds in? Ok.

It’s not like they are bringing him on the court and giving him a fucking Rolex and asking him to speak. They are going to show a 30-60 second video with highlights of his time with the words “Thank You” superimposed over a picture of him in Celtics shit. Could happen during a timeout like it does at literally every…

Nope. It’s pretty spot on.

You’re kind of a prick, you know that? It’s one minute. The minute they spend reminding you to go to the team store that has more Bruins shit in it than Celtics is also going to take away from Paul Pierce’s vanity horseshit. Better cancel that too. Get fucked

He’s right. That’s petty

How often do you think the fact that they are white is a consideration. Seriously. The number of times that racism is ascribed to people because they are white has got to be about 10937410832416 times higher than the amount of instances where it actually IS racist.

Right, because starting a business that can take care of your loved ones for years after you are gone is just a bunch of bullshit that shouldn’t be attempted.

Those numbers roughly reflect the demographics of America.

Where did all of the coaches still currently alive in the NFL playoffs play their pro football? TIA