Good god with this shit. Not everything needs to be done the Eurotrash way. You’ve already appropriated all the stupid shit like the upward counting clock, scarves, cosplay team names and uniforms (they are FUCKING UNIFORMS) and other dipshit British slang in your stupid chants. That’s enough playing make-believe for…

This is all very fascinating...but no one cares enough. Seriously. You’re acting like this is the Browns moving out of Cleveland. It isn’t. It’s a shitty soccer team in a shitty league of a shitty sport that draws all of its fan to its games. No one gives half a fuck in the long run outside of those few people. Let’s…

Jesus fucking Christ, you’re still here? 

I’m 31 and I have a Jimmy Buffet record that I bought on purpose. 

Someone really needs to do a film study and look at just how fucking bad Kaepernick was once Harbaugh left. It was fucking laughable, and now you stupid woke assholes won’t let it go. I mean come the fuck on. 

Man, this country could give a fuck less about MEN’S soccer and its 2835087% more popular than womens soccer, even though we’re actually kinda good at women’s soccer. Revenue? Get your head out of your ass. 

You people are fucking insane. The NWSL doesn’t get the coverage because they draw bout 50 parents and 12 people who got free tickets at the local methadone clinic. No one gives a fuck, and thats why these leagues are always having to be subsidized. 

No one...and I mean NO ONE, fucking cares. 

Oh boy you are wrong. 

You’re pretty fucking stupid. It’s ok. A lot of the left is. They think that because a lot of the people they know think like them, that they are the vast majority. You are not. You are fucking dumb.

Let’s pretend that what you think about the right is true. It’s not, but lets pretend for a minute. What the guy is…

What an insanely boring and pointless story about something that you could have actually written about. Maybe even something interesting.

I get more excited picking out my fucking socks in the morning. 

Then you don’t watch much football or know a damned thing about it. Dude was destined for the bench to Blaine Fucking Gabbert, then started this nonsense, and suddenly everyone wants to act like he was good? Fuck. That. 

God you’re fucking dense. 

As soon as you realize that “the media” isn’t a monolith, and tends to lean the way you do instead of your perceived persecution complex, the better off your whole life will be. 

No. The View sucks. You don’t have to like shit just because a woman does it. 

The NCAA didn’t make anyone abuse anyone. Get the fuck out of here with this stupid shit. 

Do you not see how gun bans don’t work? I mean seriously. A sign isn’t going to stop some asshole like this and thats really all they have. A sign. 

That is honestly my dream at every baseball game. The ball comes right to me, and i make the amazing one handed catch, everyone cheers, then I spy a kid with a hot single mom and give him/her the ball. The child is happy. The mom is smitten. I wink, tip my cap, have a sip of beer, and then go home and tell my wife how…

WHY THE FUCK DO SOCCER PEOPLE INSIST ON TAKING THE FIFTH MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THIS COUNTRY (at best) AND SHOEHORNING ALL THEIR SHITTY IDEAS INTO SPORTS PEOPLE LIKE MORE?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?