I have not used deodorant or antiperspirant since high school. I shave my armpits and shower everyday, and nobody’s the wiser. People are always surprised when I tell them I don’t use either of those products.

OMG now I’m traumatized because you said the trigger words of “fucking sick” because one time someone said that to me and it hurt. Why did you do that? Now I’m going to protest you and you can’t say words anymore.