This isn’t black mirror. Waldo would be a much better president than Trump.

They are avacados at law

It wasn’t a dog bite. When she was 5 and playing in her front yard, a stranger randomly came up to her and cut her face. Not to argue with your point- that the injury was the result of assault and not a dog makes your larger point even stronger.

Isn’t that what A Link Between Worlds is? Granted, only one of the two parallel hyrules is from a past game, but the concept is absolutely there. There are (were) two of all the zelda myth stuff.

You do realize that as a publicly funded university, Texas A&M is a government entity, right? The government punishing a person for their speech is absolutely a free speech issue, as as the very comic you cited points out.