Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

🐐

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

Plus, the shortage is exacerbated because so many of them are blind.

So...he has risen?

It clearly hit that woman’s leg. And while the replay is kind of pixelated, I’d hit it too.

People are going to give me shit about this, but I think Henry Cavill is a fantastic Superman. DC just needs to make a Superman movie with him in it.

Robert Kraft: *sees Brady recover stolen Super Bowl item*

Jackie Stiles when reached for comment:

So this is where the buck stops.

Is two months at the VA really a life’s work? I’ve interned at places longer.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

Saw Title.

I had trouble believing this story from the start. I’ve never seen a kicker put a good hit on anybody.

But at a certain point, doesn’t it become odd when a service named for “flix” makes movies an afterthought?

@HandfulOfCharlieTweeder: I think she was okay. She loved BJ'n.

This goes a long way towards explaining the ineptitude of the Browns in the 1970's. They couldn't even tell a Cox from an asshole.