“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

that’s what he wants you to think

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

Once again ... I’m watching the game and I start giggling at the thought that we’re getting ready to lose to the goddamned Sixers. And once again Jimmy Butler decides this is not going to happen and BOOM! He goes off for 53 points and victory. Let us not leave out that Etwaun Moore hit some big baskets down the…

I stopped reading after 911e46z06's letter. (Side note: what the hell kind of internet handle is that anyway?) That shit about his dad being a 40+ year season ticket holder and hopeless optimist with nothing to show for it is absolutely heartbreaking. I half expected the letter to end with, “My father died of a…

Who I feel bad for is my dad.

I’m a STL Rams fan since I grew up in STL in the 90s and early 2000s, and what was fucking bullshit is that Goodell said STL didn’t do enough to keep the team. The city actually approved funding, built a fucking plan, and is ready to move forward with it. Instead they say fuck you St. Louis, give money to the Raiders…

Let’s not be crazy here. That hit on Antonio was BULLSHIT. Pacman is a) on the Bengals and b) an idiot.

“Man, whoever heard of a bunch of older privileged, entitled, pasty white guys from St. Louis feeling irrationally aggrieved about a young black man? That’s just crazy talk, brah”

-Not a single person in the United States

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

I will thank him even more if Chelsea get relegated.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

What if I told you...that Messi wasn’t the greatest. That the man with the magic feet...was a step too slow. That winning the Champions League...was not enough to make up the league in class between them.

I get drunk everytime the Binny’s commercial comes on.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

This game must have been televised — when I came home from the airport unexpectedly late last night, I heard my wife yelling “Oman, yes, Oman, oh my God yes” from the bedroom. I was so tired I just slept in the guest room so she could keep watching tv.

You’ve really gotta feel for the kid who missed the free throw, Yemen Yemen.

You can’t be serious. Dude the Cubs have basically been bad for 100 years. And yet they still sell out Wrigley on a Tuesday afternoon. And the data bears this out. In spite of playing in one of the smaller stadiums in the MLB, and in spite of playing more day games than any other team, the Cubs are consistently top 10…