“Too marmets for cooking!”

How delightfully Canadian is it that the official term for flopping/diving is “embellishment?” I mean, the only thing that would have been more Canadian is if the ref had added “you fuckin’ hoser” at the end.

And after all of that Marshall went out of his way to turn his life around. Seeking professional help for his mental issues and becoming an outspoken proponent of mental health. By all accounts he’s been a first class human being since then. Maybe he’ll screw up again, I don’t know, but I do know he’s been one of the…

Marshall might be the best example of a player overcoming their demons from the past. He has been very outspoken about his past issues with abuse and a very vocal proponent of reforming how the NFL deals with players who are domestic abusers.

Marshall hasn’t had an issue in 6+ years and appears to be on the right…

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

But what’s your point?

I mean this is a terrible call. The most horseshit part about it though is that the refs didn’t even call the offsides on a specific UNC player. It was literally called on no one.

The best part of the Washington clip is that you can see Gus in the bottom right corner of the screen. He wants to stand up before the shot and then on the “cold blooded” call, you seem him standing up pumping his fist with each word.

Gusgasms are a good release. If you have one, spill it here.

Nah. I’m a Chicago native, and have never heard a non-New Yorker bring up the “little brother syndrome.” I assume you think it is called “The Second City” because of New York as well?

The Chicago chip and the University of Chicago chip don’t really have anything to do with each other, though.

“Michigan kids are the worst” YES. YEEEEESSSSS. Thank you.

Out in DuPage county, it’s still all about the bluegrass.

This Verne Lundquist hagiography makes me miss Keith Jackson. Whoa, Nelly!

Bullshit. I saw this coming a mile away. Let me tell you a story:

I hope this guy, whoever he is, gets fired because I’m tired of seeing his stupid face.

Kids won’t have recess, and the fight will involve someone trying to take little Starlord’s sugar-free, gluten-free, nonsexed gingerbread figure from him/her (everyone will define their own gender at that point, so it will depend on the day of the week which pronoun to use).

You mean, don't fuck with cults.

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

I smelled gas in my apartment, so after a couple of days (idiot) I called the gas company. A guy came out within a few hours and turned the burner on my gas stove to the off position.