I suspect he hunts the most dangerous game.

One thing I like out of this whole situation is that Lorde sent Joe cupcakes and a note encouraging him to continue being himself, continuing to prove that Lorde is a Good Teen.

I used to like looking at him, but the more he talks, the more I can see his personality in his face.

enough franco PLEASE.

I wish you could all hear what it sounds like in my head right now because I AM SCREAMINGGGGG

In related news, Pinkham admitted that he'd have no qualms eating your guinea pig.

OMFG James Franco SHUT YOUR MOUTH

This article makes him sound straight and supercreepy. Like a guy that would put his sweaty hands all over your boobs when attempting to give you a supportive backrub.

When I was in college, when asked about post-modernist types, my stock answer was "Foucault..he was a funny guy" and then I wandered off.

That's all well and good but what about the most important item in Oprah's collection?

Hilary Duff lost her virginity to Joel Madden,

I don't know what it says about me that the only link I clicked on was the dead grandma one.

Side note when I clicked the Gaga/Sondheim thing.

Another article is entitled "Watch Ariana Grande Fall On Stage!" I was actually horrified that people would want to see something like that enough to click it. You want to see Ariana Grande fall?



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One of my proudest moments was when I hit a Canada goose with a javelin in high school. Those assholes had been shitting all over our sports fields for decades, and the town couldn't do anything about it because they were classified as migratory water fowl even though they failed to migrate and just shat in our…

If the CIA thinks he has the flu, the one thing we can rule out is the flu.

Actually, it's about ethics in skinny-fit suit-wearing.

Even children aren't paying Willy Moon proper respect.

Fun fact: more people in NZ signed a petition to fire her than have bought her last album.

Yeah, the dude looks pretty sharp. Did her husband invent that look? If so, someone should tell Madmen that they are disgusting cheezy actors with no integrity.