No, remember that show Joe Millionaire? The SUBTITLED kissing noises were the worst (slurp.)

My sister and I were texting about that during the show , he has a weird, girly giggle.

You just named the two reasons I had to stop watching last night. The mouth sounds, and the giggling. Both awful.

Yes, his giggle is the worst! No, actually Whitney's voice is the worst (that's the fertility nurse, right?) I can't stand the high pitched little girl voice. Not her fault, obviously, but the voice is a deal breaker for me.

AGREED. I don't get why the kissing sounds aren't lowered to a more palatable volume by the sound mixers on this show. It's an easy fix.

And you just know someone is fine-tuning those kissing sounds for TV. Some poor fool has to listen and relisten to the scene while tweaking the audio mix for the perfect effect.

I don't know if you follow Jennifer Weiner on Twitter, but she posted a few times last night about how unsettled she is by his awkward high-pitched laugh.

You can be ignorantly pedantic all day, but you know damn fucking well that the term "anti-Semitic" refers to hatred of the Jewish, not the entire "semitic" ethnic group. That is the exclusive definition of that term. Have a fucking problem with that? Go back to the 19th century when the term was created.

Be careful, Lorde. It's a slippery slope; you don't want to end up like Becky.

I'm with you. Let's take a deep breath and take a melatonin and try to get a good night's sleep! Tomorrow is one day closer to the first day of spring. :)

Yeah, you're probably going to get a ton of flack, but what you said is a lot of people's experiences with declawing cats. Our cats when I was growing up were declawed, and it was a total non-event. My friend in college got a cat and got it declawed, and the vet absolutely butchered the things paws...visible sutures,…

I got totally screamed at here on Jez a few years ago for expressing similar views, so watch out. Our cats are not declawed because of cosmetic reasons; I honestly don't give a shit if they wreck my furniture. They were feral rescued kittens who had been abandoned by their mother in Columbia County, NY, starving and…

Yeah, lip liner doesn't protrude in profile.

I had my Black Cat declawed (front feet only) as soon as I adopted her, because the cat I grew up with (who lived to be 19) had been declawed and it was just what I was used to. She healed quickly and never seemed to have any issues, but I started to feel guilty after I read about all of the anti-declawing activists…

Kristen Stewart's white, and everyone says she never showers. Your move, Naya.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you this: What defines a 'smelly pussy'? Is there an objective way to determine that conclusion?"

I'm pretty sure, though, that one of the rules of being 12 is being the thirstiest motherfucker out there.

Escaping puberty feels more and more awesome by the second.

For real though, on days when I'm having a really rough time with life, I will actually sit back and think to myself "At least I'm not in middle school anymore."

i helped karlie when she realized on a different shoot that there was a problem with her bank account (someone hacked into her stuff) - and the next day - on her way to a totally different job, stopped by the studio i was at to thank me with a huge box of her cookies. i love that woman.