I fucking love that song

I've had Blank Space stuck on loop since downloading the album in the car Saturday. Coincidently, I was on the way to pick up my stuff from my (now ex) girlfriend's house, who is exactly the girl in that song. Exactly.

I see it more as a complete loss of sense among a large portion of the population. Like, what the fuck does Christmas even mean, anymore? Never been so glad to be Jewish.

I'm torn because I hate violence but I also hate Fox News.

Since I've never dated anyone who's brought that phrase up to me (not one), I'm inclined to not only agree, but add that I typically wind up cutting off the friendships I -have- with these people, on the off chance that one day I'll be that 'frigid bitch' who 'won't even give me a chance' because 'it doesn't matter…

Well, there's a lot of cats (and one NYPD detective)

i'm so fucking smug right now.

That's a lot of cat food

Honestly, the kind of guy that consistently complains about being friendzoned isn't even welcome in my friendzone.

YES. These "why won't women have sex with me" posts are often really baffling, especially because so many of them ask some variant of "am I ugly?". Generally my hypothetical (because I'm not looking) answer would be "you look fine, but you're acting like a douche and this makes you unattractive."

Do these men not…

Actually, if they use the term friendzone, I don't even want them in my friendzone. They can fuck right off.

All that gif needs is a subtitle of, "M'lady..."

I'd like you a lot better if you just gave me the $5k.

As long as it has cat ears on a cup and a bottle

I don't know who you are. But I'm with you.

you should. Why ya gotta make things so complicated?