Mark, I find it delightful that you run both the Squee! stories and the brain bleach-worthy sex stuff. The breadth of your authorial expertise is pretty impressive.

I'll say it again, I just want Amanda and Shia to get the help they need.

Charlie Sheen lives in Chicago?

I really feel like at some point in this guy's life someone told him to compliment women's clothes like it was some sort of Jedi-mind trick that would distract them from the way he was looking at their coyly be-sweatered bosoms.

I would wear it.

I would like this on a t-shirt, please.

That description, much like this man's entire existence, in and of itself is a glorious, nightmarish joke.

Usually if I'm going to a friend's house to share in cooking responsibilities, I take a good paring knife and one of my less-good knives. When my PTSD is very very bad and I have to leave the house, it's a good comfort object. I also steal herbs from neighbors. Some people take their babies everywhere, I take my…

Women: Men should stop attacking women.

We don't, as a rule, aim anti terror efforts at potential victims. We don't tell people not to congregate in large groups or to carry gas masks. Nor do we send people out with "terrorist whistles" or anything of the sort.

In reality, actual prevention is aimed at people who want to commit acts of terror. First, in…

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we don't actually have prove that this man knows how to read a written word.

I love her so much, guys.

why is that kid in the middle black? there's no reason for him to be black.

I tried, but that is the longest bunch of nothing-word-vomit I've seen today. I do like that he ended it with, "gentle reader." Is he a fucking Bronte sister? Buy my book, gentle reader. Gentle reader pls.

I am so in love with that show. I can't stop telling people about it!

Well, hello there!