Let me preface this by saying that men are not to blame when they get kicked in the balls.
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Hey, wait a second...I'm not sure I'm all that comfortable with this.
"Oh it's fine if we just have men, they know plenty." - the patriarchy in one sentence.
"It's a serious issue."
Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".
PLEASE REPORT
I'm getting tickets to see Lindsay Lohan in Speed the Plow this coming week. I need to see it in action. They just lowered the price from £50 to £24 so there's no way I'm missing that.
Math?
Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.
"I have always held a suspicion that Ellen Degeneres is actually kind of evil." You know you might have something here Mark. There is a resemblance.
Maybe if we had real burgers instead of nothing burgers we'd be less angry?
So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?
From the excerpt on Elle's website:
Thank you SO MUCH for what you do. Really. At one of the hardest points in my life, people like you were a shining beacon of hope.
SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.
Tyler Perry is having a kid.
Dodai DB!