I would have started spamming him with images of literal assholes.

This is my new go-to insult.

Well, that changes everything!

I bet his fedora collection is truly a sight to behold.

helmans or bust. or hellmans. idk i just KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…

She will be missed.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

She's a pastry chef by trade and also can tell a box mix in a New York minute. I love good cheese too. I realize that every time I have Velveeta, I am cheating on real cheese with my processed mistress. I don't care.

Fine, next time I have a cold I guess ill go to fucking Walgreens to get my People Magazine, Goldfish and carton of KOOL's.

Anything from Spartacus is always appropriate.

The worst part about it is that Scott is by far the most likable out of all of them and the only one with an ounce of self awareness. Let that sink in for a minute.

God, it's like men can't even joke about brutally terrorizing people anymore! Why you gotta ruin all their fun? Get a sense of humor ladies, gosh.

WHOA HOLD UP. yeah i'd much rather see Damian be a part of this DWTS

This is my vote for COTD.

I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…

Sensitive subject: How do I explain to my counter person that, rather than coke or sprite, I would like my Big Mac combo to come with a large soda's worth of secret sauce?

I can practically hear a voice saying "m'lady."

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