Howard Dean may have a theory

This is the first solid ‘right way’ joke here in months.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

I think you need to go to a dirt track car race and start asking people there.

Hear me out: Five Centers.

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

That was fantastic.

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

Or maybe, just maybe, people actually care about the subject. I know, hard to wrap your head around, huh?

1. Take the oil

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

This helped my understand a political situation. Thanks.

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

That’s not a bad way to go. Unfortunately, I’m only 28, not old enough to die before the millennials take over and just young enough to see how they make all hospital equipment use Skrillex as an alarm. God help us all.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

Nailed it.

Any chance our new Univision overlords will consider opening a Deadspin sub-blog, “A Couple of Punts” with McAfee and Kluwe? Because McAfee is going to be gone real soon.