How about American Football just turns back into its original form of Rugby already.

Really bad night all around for his #brand.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

This is as good a time as any to remind the new Univision overlords that Tim Burke deserves a raise.

Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

...not the dugout wall now is it?

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

Most importantly, what does Zodiac Motherfucker think about all this?

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

Make Baseball Racist Again.

Bill Plaschke is currently penning a 10,000 word feature about Bolt’s utter disrespect for track and field.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

We’re still getting up and coming to work at Deadspin next week, my man. Senior Week is just a celebration of the 14 years of independence that are coming to an end.

Speaking of dying, when senior week ends, what happens? I’ll need my Burneko fix somewhere. No disrespect to your colleagues, but you and Magary kill it on here. Does this just disappear? I don’t want to see Hamilton Nolan writing the sequel to the communist manifesto on stolen toilet paper in Grand Central. Tell me…

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.