That’s not a bad way to go. Unfortunately, I’m only 28, not old enough to die before the millennials take over and just young enough to see how they make all hospital equipment use Skrillex as an alarm. God help us all.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

Nailed it.

Any chance our new Univision overlords will consider opening a Deadspin sub-blog, “A Couple of Punts” with McAfee and Kluwe? Because McAfee is going to be gone real soon.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

I fully expect Pat McAfee to die in an “accident” soon. Not because he pulled back the curtain on the NFL’s ruse, though. But because I took him in fantasy this year.

How about American Football just turns back into its original form of Rugby already.

Really bad night all around for his #brand.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

This is as good a time as any to remind the new Univision overlords that Tim Burke deserves a raise.

Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

...not the dugout wall now is it?

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

Most importantly, what does Zodiac Motherfucker think about all this?

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

Make Baseball Racist Again.

Bill Plaschke is currently penning a 10,000 word feature about Bolt’s utter disrespect for track and field.