Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

We’re still getting up and coming to work at Deadspin next week, my man. Senior Week is just a celebration of the 14 years of independence that are coming to an end.

Speaking of dying, when senior week ends, what happens? I’ll need my Burneko fix somewhere. No disrespect to your colleagues, but you and Magary kill it on here. Does this just disappear? I don’t want to see Hamilton Nolan writing the sequel to the communist manifesto on stolen toilet paper in Grand Central. Tell me…

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Team USA’s fearless leader was not amused. #meloface

Is it the low/no taxes thing that gets everyone’s goat about the Libertarians? They seem inline with a lot of Democrat planks otherwise. War on Drugs, smaller military, support for LGBT people.

The good news is that the right has their own version of this problem in the form of Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party.

“[Borat Voice]”

I like the idea of the Green party as a progressive alternative to the Democrats. However, I seriously doubt that Jill Stein is prepared to be President. She’s not Trump-level unqualified; she seems like a decent and reasonably well-informed person. But the country needs something more than that, which is why, even if…

This is my favorite basketball camp attendee humilation:

+1 failing tv network

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Man shut the fuck up

Please use exoplanets.