I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

In honor of the Walt Whitman Bridge:

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Bears Consultant: You see, what we’re trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Jay Cutler: Yeah.
Consultant: Great.
Cutler: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way John Fox…

Gator hat and gator glasses. All he’s missing are the gator boooots, and a pimped out Gucci suit.

Talk about Dildo on the field

+1 snowball

but people will believe there are snakes on a plane

Jayson Williams tried shotgunning, and that didn’t end well.

his is a relatively lower-impact clean-up surgery, not a full repair

It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.