“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

In honor of the Walt Whitman Bridge:

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Bears Consultant: You see, what we’re trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Jay Cutler: Yeah.
Consultant: Great.
Cutler: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way John Fox…

Gator hat and gator glasses. All he’s missing are the gator boooots, and a pimped out Gucci suit.

Talk about Dildo on the field

+1 snowball

but people will believe there are snakes on a plane

Jayson Williams tried shotgunning, and that didn’t end well.

his is a relatively lower-impact clean-up surgery, not a full repair

It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.