Frat brothers aren’t your real brothers.Never forget that for a minute.

Stop making excuses for these sociopaths and get them off the streets!

*zips her mouth*

SHUT UP, CHOCOLATE!!

Boobs, which are mainly fat, are also useful because a woman needs a certain amount of fat to have a menstrual cycle.

Yes, but it’s a secret.

No, it is not.

No. Just because some people find breasts attractive, that is not what they are for. Women grow breasts in order to feed children. That we as a society have sexualized a body part doesn’t change why it exists. No woman chooses to grow boobs, it just happens. You’re saying that the symptom defines the purpose. This…

I had a mastectomy two weeks ago and so am a wee bit more conscious of breasts than I was before. I admit I am both amused flummoxed by this. Girls get boobs to be attractive? Does it say later that boys develop something similar for similar purposes? The mind boggles.

So... basically going out of their way to deliver and reinforce the message, “Yes, bro, the female body is for YOU!”

women have breasts in part to “make the girl look grown-up and attractive.”

How are they ‘promoting mutual respect and understanding’ by saying girls get tits to be attractive? That’s literally promoting the sexualization and objectification of women’s bodies.

boys who want to know what to do about their relentless, unrepentant boners.

People taking photos on train tracks always makes me distinctly uncomfortable. Especially when it’s kids. Presumably it’s in the same way as seeing fellow bikers without a helmet or body armour makes me twitch.

Neither. It is exhausting. And in some cases, understandable. He’s a kid and those photo’s seem remote. If he’s from a small town, the exposure could help him find a mentor that can guide him into a creative career field.

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

I just dismissed 3 comments declaring that art is necessarily dangerous (WTF? Maybe don’t use your toddler brother in it then?) and that trains aren’t silent. Just fucking Google it. Read one of many, many articles by everyone from the fucking rail companies to newspapers to science blogs that say the exact same…

I’m echoing the exact verbiage of rail companies: it’s on massive signs all around train tracks because people do shit like this. You will not hear the train behind you until it is too late to remove yourself from its path.

I agree - the train tracks are the scary part. I don’t agree that trains are in any way silent, but they do move more quickly than some anticipate and unexpected moves by a little kid can make getting out of the way problematic.